MY GIRL GOTTA GIRLFRIEND

So @ this point im assuming anyone with internet connection has heard of Kanyes new Jumpoff/Solid chick Amber Rose. She's an ex NYC stripper who made her way round the hip-hop videos and Mens Mags..oh and did i mention shes bald? And did i forget to mention shes also in a long-time relationship with a woman??... Kanye come collect ya girl. before her girl- Lemme stop...