TWO SNAPS FOR THE KID!

ooooooh chile! this right here is some southern fried mess!! i just dont know where to begin. The eyebrows ( can a sister get her number).. the hair ( you know he working the CHI iron) the mock turtle kneck sweater.. and lets not forget the Piece De Resistance.. them chinchilla pants!! what in the name of crispy mess is this? quick somebody get PETA on speedial cuz i know they dont stand for this mess. animals dying to make a pair of pants.. dont make no dam sense..

on a side note.. homegirl is wearing the hell outta that skirt.. and i DONT mean the blond. Shame on it all lol

California.. Come get ya girl

so last night a new hoe was crowned Miss USA.. cue the blond hair and mascara tears; "this is just so-unexpected!" anyway what was supposed to be a tame night of hos repping there state got a lil controversial.. cue Perez hilton.. he asked Miss California if she thought gay marriage should be legalized in cali and shit went doown.

ch-check it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XMvviFbkf0

ps. may i add homegirl was lucky the aditorium full of queens ( and i dont mean beauty, child) didn't take to the stage and tear homegirl up.. all while doing a choreographed number.. i wonder how- lemme stop while im ahead and before Ti Ti who lives down my street comes and straightens me out. Cuz that bitch carries razors!!

How Low Can You Go?

so being a lover of all things louis vuitton (except the Murakami collection.. rainbow hot mess) i must say.. it is breaking my heart every time i click clack on this keyboard.. Louis Vuitton collaberated with Kayne Fish Sticks (have you seen south park) to create a line of sneakers.. seems ok right? WRONG! the new ad campaign for the line features kanye and his twinky dinky Amber Rose ass nekkid lookin like shes about to handle bizness on him.. Louis Vuitton you get a big ole FAIL! from me..

Lil Waynes First Time

Ugh.. so as i write this the top ramen noodles i just ate is threatening to comeback up.. ok so not a nice visual.. anyhooters. Lil Wayne thought it was cool to talk about doing sexy times in Playboy.. i have no..its so- just read it..

1. How old were you when you lost your virginity and what were the circumstances?
WAYNE: I was 11 and the girl was 13. She had every board game you could imagine. I liked board games. We was playing Win Lose or Draw and on the board she wrote, “F*ck me.” Now I was 11, and I didn’t even know it meant “intercourse.” I just knew it was a cuss word, so I was like, “Why is she cussing herself out?” She said, “Do you want to play ‘Press Your Luck’? Well, the game is in my closet.” She had a walk-in closet, so she said, “Go get it, it’s right to the right….” When I walk to the closet she came in and cut the lights off and took off my pants, and I remember my ass was cold up against the wall. I was like, “What the hell!?” When I tried to push her off me, I felt that she was naked also, so I just stepped back and let her do what she do.
6. Ever had a threesome?

WAYNE: I think the most I’ve done before is five. I don’t do groupies. I am not the groupie type. I am 25 years of age right now and the president and CEO of my own company. Dealing with a groupie was back when I was 15 years of age and when I dropped my first solo album. When I am doing five, it’s usually two that’s used to me and we’ve done this before. They know how to go out and get two or three more girls. They make the other girls’ first time feel better—because that’s a whole hump they gotta get over—because they ain’t worried about you.

7. What’s the most orgasms you’ve ever had in one 24-hour period?

WAYNE: Ooooh, sh*t! I’ve been “locked up” with this one chick and when I say “locked up,” I mean locked in a room and she made you go, man! So I probably done it like 10 or six times in 24 hours. That’s one of those days you just stay in the room with the robe

on and slippers, no boxers or nothing.

i just..i just cant.. pick up the newset issue of Playboy to read more of this mess..

MY GIRL GOTTA GIRLFRIEND

So @ this point im assuming anyone with internet connection has heard of Kanyes new Jumpoff/Solid chick Amber Rose. She's an ex NYC stripper who made her way round the hip-hop videos and Mens Mags..oh and did i mention shes bald? And did i forget to mention shes also in a long-time relationship with a woman??... Kanye come collect ya girl. before her girl- Lemme stop...

FRESH KID OF THE DAY

Fresh Kid Cudi.. blowing up everywhere with the song "day & nite".. song firs dropped in his offical mixtape A Kid Name Cudi. If you aint familiar with the orginal your probably bangin 2 the Crookers mix that plays in the clubs all them. Just signed to Kaynes Good Life Records.. so be expecting more from this face..

check the offical vid for day n nite.. might i add its exactly what i thought it would be.. low budget/cool production.. thumbs up Kid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z50o6qmb2w

Foolywang Material of the Day

Now from time to time, imma post pics that i find to be a HAM (HOT ASS MESS). Images that'll make you wanna slap ya mama and sock your grandmama in the kneck ( it was a accident)

lil old Cassie is a slashy. A model/Singer signed to Bad Boy, whos rumoured to be getting Diddys rocks off as of late. But she went all girl interrupted and done went hay-wire with a mens power razor.shame.

Heres what 40 Millin will Buy You in NYC

gettin shut down by the Malawi government aint breaking Madges stride! she just signed the contract for a 14 bed, 13 bath townhouse on the upper east side.. now that shes a New Yawker once again wonder if she'll drop the faux brit accent.. heres hoping

FRESH KID OF THE DAY

Jerimeh ( weird ass name) is the new kid on the block with his banger "Birthday Sex".. A Chi-town native, hes been on the college music scene for a minute now.. just got signed to Def Jam.. hes Willie from Day 26's cousin.. dope song been on replay on mp3 for a while now

ch-check it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8Qpv5ZkzHI

TORI SPELLING DONT LOVE HER MOM

dont u think its funny when celebs say they want privacy yet communicate with their estrange children through TMZ? so apparently Candy Spellings wants to see her grand chirren and Tay Tay aint having that ish.. so she called her up on a nice sunday afternoon and they talked their problems out.. NOT.. instead she fired up that PC and let her fingers do the talkin! heres what she had to say to Tay Tay...

Tori.. come collect ya dam momma.. shame on it all

FRESH ITEM OF THE DAY...FIRE ASS SHOES

so everyday im gonna post a fresh item.. art, jewellery,shoes, clothes.. you know the deal..

these crystal studded stunners are from Balmains S/S 09 collection..make me wanna dam near go on myself.. cop them if you got a spare $1,280 in the bank

Chris "beat an ass" Browns New Chick

so Chris has gone from beating down Rihannas ass to Girlicious singer (ahem ahem) Natalie Majir.. they visted a tatoo parlour in L.A on Mon. The woman beaters rep claims they are "just friends".. but why do i sense imma see her on TMZ in a quick month with a bent up face.. laawd..

Chris "beat an ass" Brown kissing babies

ok.. so did i miss the step where mr.chris " i gotta tendacy to beat a ho down" brown went to rehab, an apology tour 2009, sat on Oprahs couch and became lovable again? Because if not .. Please explain why in the crispy hell he is holding this lilly white baby like his ass is running for mayor? and mother of child.. you smart for not showing your face.. lol cuz im liable to call Child Protection...

JAMIE FOXX NO LIKEY MILEY

So am i the only one who didnt know jamie foxx's radio show is a hot wreck? anyway he basically tore that big gum having (seriously.. she has way 2 much gums and not enough teef) a new asshole on his show.. and doesnt he realise shes like his daughters age? oh well, guess fame is a target y'all.. and on a side note.. can we take a mere moment to discuss Foxxhole.. lol c'mon now Jamie.. thats jus plain nasty

ch-check it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TH0Zjw48AZ8

This Bitch

im way beyond this ho right now.. skinny ass/no career having/busted extentions/faux lesbianism.. i mean really now did ANYONE believe she was gettin down with the chocha? dam shame.. anyway heres her new vid on funny or die..
guess shes on the britney tip with the i-swear-im-ok-y'all tour..

ch-check it

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/0d646e2edb/lindsay-lohan-s-eharmony-profile

by the way.. i would actually give it a funny.. cuz dam in her state you can tell shes bringin on the funny to keep from cryin'

FIRST POST EVER Y'ALL!

OK.. so been thinkin bout doing a blog for a hot minute now.. so i did! basically im gonna post funny vids/pics, celeb news (obvs) hot fashion items and other hot shit.. so read it.. its good shit