TWO SNAPS FOR THE KID!

ooooooh chile! this right here is some southern fried mess!! i just dont know where to begin. The eyebrows ( can a sister get her number).. the hair ( you know he working the CHI iron) the mock turtle kneck sweater.. and lets not forget the Piece De Resistance.. them chinchilla pants!! what in the name of crispy mess is this? quick somebody get PETA on speedial cuz i know they dont stand for this mess. animals dying to make a pair of pants.. dont make no dam sense..

on a side note.. homegirl is wearing the hell outta that skirt.. and i DONT mean the blond. Shame on it all lol

California.. Come get ya girl

so last night a new hoe was crowned Miss USA.. cue the blond hair and mascara tears; "this is just so-unexpected!" anyway what was supposed to be a tame night of hos repping there state got a lil controversial.. cue Perez hilton.. he asked Miss California if she thought gay marriage should be legalized in cali and shit went doown.

ch-check it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XMvviFbkf0

ps. may i add homegirl was lucky the aditorium full of queens ( and i dont mean beauty, child) didn't take to the stage and tear homegirl up.. all while doing a choreographed number.. i wonder how- lemme stop while im ahead and before Ti Ti who lives down my street comes and straightens me out. Cuz that bitch carries razors!!

How Low Can You Go?

so being a lover of all things louis vuitton (except the Murakami collection.. rainbow hot mess) i must say.. it is breaking my heart every time i click clack on this keyboard.. Louis Vuitton collaberated with Kayne Fish Sticks (have you seen south park) to create a line of sneakers.. seems ok right? WRONG! the new ad campaign for the line features kanye and his twinky dinky Amber Rose ass nekkid lookin like shes about to handle bizness on him.. Louis Vuitton you get a big ole FAIL! from me..

Lil Waynes First Time

Ugh.. so as i write this the top ramen noodles i just ate is threatening to comeback up.. ok so not a nice visual.. anyhooters. Lil Wayne thought it was cool to talk about doing sexy times in Playboy.. i have no..its so- just read it..

1. How old were you when you lost your virginity and what were the circumstances?
WAYNE: I was 11 and the girl was 13. She had every board game you could imagine. I liked board games. We was playing Win Lose or Draw and on the board she wrote, “F*ck me.” Now I was 11, and I didn’t even know it meant “intercourse.” I just knew it was a cuss word, so I was like, “Why is she cussing herself out?” She said, “Do you want to play ‘Press Your Luck’? Well, the game is in my closet.” She had a walk-in closet, so she said, “Go get it, it’s right to the right….” When I walk to the closet she came in and cut the lights off and took off my pants, and I remember my ass was cold up against the wall. I was like, “What the hell!?” When I tried to push her off me, I felt that she was naked also, so I just stepped back and let her do what she do.
6. Ever had a threesome?

WAYNE: I think the most I’ve done before is five. I don’t do groupies. I am not the groupie type. I am 25 years of age right now and the president and CEO of my own company. Dealing with a groupie was back when I was 15 years of age and when I dropped my first solo album. When I am doing five, it’s usually two that’s used to me and we’ve done this before. They know how to go out and get two or three more girls. They make the other girls’ first time feel better—because that’s a whole hump they gotta get over—because they ain’t worried about you.

7. What’s the most orgasms you’ve ever had in one 24-hour period?

WAYNE: Ooooh, sh*t! I’ve been “locked up” with this one chick and when I say “locked up,” I mean locked in a room and she made you go, man! So I probably done it like 10 or six times in 24 hours. That’s one of those days you just stay in the room with the robe

on and slippers, no boxers or nothing.

i just..i just cant.. pick up the newset issue of Playboy to read more of this mess..

MY GIRL GOTTA GIRLFRIEND

So @ this point im assuming anyone with internet connection has heard of Kanyes new Jumpoff/Solid chick Amber Rose. She's an ex NYC stripper who made her way round the hip-hop videos and Mens Mags..oh and did i mention shes bald? And did i forget to mention shes also in a long-time relationship with a woman??... Kanye come collect ya girl. before her girl- Lemme stop...

FRESH KID OF THE DAY

Fresh Kid Cudi.. blowing up everywhere with the song "day & nite".. song firs dropped in his offical mixtape A Kid Name Cudi. If you aint familiar with the orginal your probably bangin 2 the Crookers mix that plays in the clubs all them. Just signed to Kaynes Good Life Records.. so be expecting more from this face..

check the offical vid for day n nite.. might i add its exactly what i thought it would be.. low budget/cool production.. thumbs up Kid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z50o6qmb2w

Foolywang Material of the Day

Now from time to time, imma post pics that i find to be a HAM (HOT ASS MESS). Images that'll make you wanna slap ya mama and sock your grandmama in the kneck ( it was a accident)

lil old Cassie is a slashy. A model/Singer signed to Bad Boy, whos rumoured to be getting Diddys rocks off as of late. But she went all girl interrupted and done went hay-wire with a mens power razor.shame.